take on ABC

It's lots of fun and really odd,

as you will quickly see

For they're no "leaping lizards" here

No "bears that bounce a ball"

In fact, these zany critters have

never been seen at all!

So turn the page and cast a gaze

on this menagerie,

but don't forget the beasts within

were all made up by me!

-- Tiny DiTerlooney