Gone are the days of complimentary in-flight champagne and cushy sleeping-car coaches on the Orient Express. Say hello to $50 “legroom upgrades” and bedbug-infested hotels. What’s a weary, frustrated traveler to do? Hang tight—it’s Joey Green to the rescue! Last-Minute Travel Secrets contains more than a hundred unique travel tips that may sound goofy but really do work. You will discover how to correct uncomfortable accommodations using everyday household products.

• Uncork a wine bottle with a sneaker
• Protect your car from bug splatters with cooking spray
• Find your car in a parking lot using a water bottle
• Use a motel bathtub as a washing machine
• Muffle the sound of crying babies using tampon earplugs
• Purify and desalinate ocean water with a T-shirt
• And much, much more!

The book also includes interesting and strange travel sidebars and fascinating trivia to keep you entertained until your lost luggage arrives—from Topeka.