So you want to debate philosophical precepts with the intelligentsia. Wax poetic with the literati. Lock academic horns with the clerisy.

You can do all that--and be the life of every highbrow cocktail party--just by mastering the deliciously obscure terms in this calendar. These bon mots will help you converse with the best of the portentous artistes and aesthetes--and impress the susurration out of the perfervid hoi polloi--in no time!

With this compendious calendar, you're only a daily erudite witticism away from true loquaciousness.