So you want to debate philosophical precepts with the intelligentsia. Wax poetic with the literati. Lock academic horns with the clerisy.

You can do all that—and be the life of every highbrow cocktail party—just by mastering the deliciously obscure terms in this calendar. These bon mots will help you converse with the best of the portentous artistes and aesthetes—and impress the susurration out of the perfervid hoi polloi—in no time!

So pour yourself a martini and mingle—with this compendious calendar, you're only a daily erudite witticism away from true loquaciousness.