Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal. And for those who don't—but want to—there's this guide. It takes the concepts covered in the bestselling original and applies them to everyday life.

Now you can quit being a pansy and get what you want without looking like a douchebag. It's spelled out step by step. Need to sign a new account? Done. Score better seats to the playoff game? Handled. Pick up that girl at the bar? Easy when you're an asshole.

Class was dismissed at the conclusion of A--holeology. Now it's time to take to the field with The Cheat Sheet.