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In When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me, which critics say is her best yet, Heimel reveals her secrets - which turn out to be our own. She croons over sweatpants. She finds the secret cause of romantic obsession. She hates Rush Limbaugh. She finds the hilarity in feminism. She shops for a new city for us to live in, away from Bible-thumping homophobes but near some trees. She finds romantic tranquility and gets bored. And her love affair with dogs gets to the point where we may have to perform an intervention.
Amazon.com Review
Playboy Magazine columnist Heimel isn't afraid to take on the big questions, like, how do I dump a man who won't call me? If he leaves me, can I come too? Answering these questions without Prozac requires a woman who is mean and smart; fortunately, Heimel is both. This feminist urban romantic guerrilla is afraid of nothing but the comfortable relationship, her mother's barbs and life without her dogs, who are always there to comfort her when she comes home from a first date with a man whose last words were, "I'll call." Funny, merciless and strong.
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