Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters

1. Location, location, location. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. They won't be found dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minutes lube shops, or Switzerland. Check the Czech Republic.

2. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.

3. No mater how tempting it might be, DO NOT "ACCIDENTALLY" ACQUIRE A PAPER CUT AND SUGGEST YOUR VAMPIRE KISS YOUR FINGER TO MAKE IT BETTER. What you offer as a snack, he might take for a four-course meal.

4. From here on out, play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk show circuit and WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OFFER HIM YOUR HEART.

5. And most of all, remember-being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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Didn't read because it was written in the first person.



Suzanne (Canada) (2008/09/22):
Loved it! Katie Macalister is a genius when it comes to vamps. Well written, funny and keeps you guessing til the end!



blklacquer (USA: TX) (2010/01/13):
I can't believe how incredibly long it has taken me to read this book. I love vampires, and I usually read 100 pages a day, so I should have finished this book in 3 days, 2 if it was really good. The main characters are a bit annoying, especially Roxy. I like sarcasm and wit, but there was overload, sometimes Joy was borderline obnoxious. I pushed myself to read it because I thought that it was going to be so good..I bought the other books in the series. I pray that they are better than this..the first!