Jack thought he'd do anything for a computer of his own - nothing fancy, just something he could use to get on the net. Unfortunately he didn't realize just what "anything" would mean!

Yes, now he has a very cool laptop. But he also has two shape-shifting aliens and a Help program that wouldn't care if Jack jumped off a cliff, as long as it didn't have to do anything to, er, help. And somehow Jack and his friends are now Earth's last chance in the fight against the univer's worst enemy, The Tyrant. Happy birthday, Jack...