The Most Satisfied Groom: Birk Tallchief, the most wanted hunk in Wyoming, was very happy with his new wife of convenience.

But the Bride's Still A Virgin: And their wedding night came and went weeks ago!

Thanks to his woman-loving reputation, newlywed Birk Tallchief was still a groom candidate to his sexy new bride. Meaning: until he lived up the title of husband, he wasn't reaping any marital rewards with Lacey MacCandliss Tallchief. Hmm…considering he'd married Lacey for her sake—and was craving her like crazy—why was Birk the happiest husband in Amen Flats?

This Tallchief is the stuff that legends—and a Man of the Month—are made of….