Hi! It's Simone here.

Well, I've just left Woodhill Primary School and have started secondary school. It's a little bit scary but very exciting too. You can buy flapjacks at morning break, there are loads more trips, and the facilities are much better---like all the fierce-looking saws I can use to make my inventions. Me and Chloe are in the same class, but sometimes she's not very nice to me so I have to go to computer club with Peter Bacon and Clifford (he's the one who puked all over Mr. Curbishley's shoes on our first day!).

Anyway, Mr. Cohen has asked me to help with his experiment. I have to answer questionnaires, fill in surveys, and write a diary all about my first year at Bartock High School, so here's the real story of what goes on...