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Schez (USA: CA) : member bio

Name: Schez (USA: CA)
Userid: schez

Inventory: 0
Points: 1.2
Mooched/given: 499/329
Pending mooch/give: 4/0
Mooch ratio: 1.23:1

Wishlist: 1720
Feedback: +327
Smooches: 4
Charitable gifts: 4
Charity received: 7
Friends: 8
Cancelled requests: 74
Books receiving lost: 14
Books sending lost: 4
Rejected requests: 9

Will send: only to my country
Joined: 2008/03/01
Last here: 4 days ago
Country: United States

Books in inventory: 0

The Schez is a nocturnal creature of the upper central valley in northern California. It thrives in thunderstorms, used book stores, and the occasional beach location along Highway 1. It belongs on one of the lowest rungs of the food chain, hunting only the weakest members of the wild herds of Diet Dr. Pepper and grazing for grilled onions and mushrooms only when the sun is at its lowest ebb. It is a solitary creature, highly territorial, and prone to hibernation during the hot summer months. Glimpses of this pale, red-haired creature are few and far between, and it is speculated that the Schez will soon be included on the endangered species lists.

*Edited to add, the books from this household are frequently used as furniture by cats, dogs, and the occasional would-be flying fish. Those with pet hair allergies are cautioned.